NPR? #feeltheBern?

THEN LET IT SUCK ITS OWN COCK!

:: plays "Wipeout" on Snooki's ass ::

Fellatio should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected.

HA HA. AUTO CORRECT DOESNT RECOGNIZE FELLATIO

HE WAS GREAT ON JERSEY SHORE

HE STOLE OUR REFRIGERATOR TO STORE HIS BRONZERS AND HAIR PRODUCTS!

Thats what he said.

MAKE ABORTION GREAT AGAIN

Jerry: Whatever happened to Moochie?
Seth: He's dead.

He was great on Jersey Shore

Now THAT would be welcome in my military! - - Drumpf

Pitchfork: 6.5/10

It's More Than a Feeling - - Boston

It Depends on What Your Definition of Semen Is

Killary

I love The American Footballs!

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

MY FUCKS FOR THIS ARE FEW

JOE FRANKLIN RAPED ME.