In their defense they also mention email as well...

It seems like the only connection to gizmodo this article has is the use of a cell phone.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

Love how Deadspin is giving this story the CNN treatment this afternoon. I expect Magary to be walking us through a holographic reenactment within the hour.

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

You lost me after “people like to laugh”

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Motherfucker is when I’m comin on strong but haven’t gone full steam yet. I’m with you, but when I start rantin’ and ravin’ the ‘muhfucka’ comes out like a sucker punch in a Worldstar video.

I know it’s all black and white, ewww.

I know this seems original, but taking guys out to give everyone else something to think about is a move the mafia has been using for decades if not longer.

Good Lord, I got suspended 10 games for “eating cookies before dinner.”

Any woman familiar with a real Buffalo Bill knows the private location is at the bottom of the hole.

My ovaries are thundering with desire.

It’s exciting especially for someone like myself that remembers the pictures that Voyager 1 & 2 took of the outer solar system in the late 70’s and 80’s, and of course the pictures taken by the Vikings of Mars back in the late 70’s.

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

Hey, I was going to make the “Come on Eileen” joke.

I’ve got (in my house) 2 T-Mobile iPhones.

Seriously. I wish people took actual meaningful life topics on as hard as they take this debate on.