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I realize it's not related to soccer, but this was the other goal that came to mind when I saw this. In the sense of that you say "oh my God" about five times and then you finish

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Are you going to try for a 3rd bad joke on this thread? Asking for a friend.

Not to be that guy, but shouldn't Doritos be facing off against Kettle Chips? SnackGate! Snackghazi!

Beautifully, Cantona's only comment when asked about the incident was "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much."

This seems late. The Redskins were removed from the playoff picture way back in November.

Why is everyone asking him? I thought it was obvious that Gisele owns Tom's balls.

Tom: Some guys like old balls

"Some guys like them round... some guys like them tacky."

I like the part with the dancing.

*Shawn Kemp joke*

Whenever a new iPhone comes out, because I'm a brainless clone.

Generally every year. I'm an apple guy so I go with the upgrade cycle.

This is a good example of why attractive female reporters need to be held to the same skill standards as everyone else. I am not interested in seeing Erin Andrews or the Fox Sports girls. I am not a teenage boy, and I actually have been laid recently. As for bachelor parties, a sort of stupid tradition, since most…

With a simple generous act, Carrey creates a lifetime team memory for the entire bus-load of kids. Nice.

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

By "change-of-pace" QB are you sure they don't just mean one that can complete passes to his receivers?