this actually seems like something you wouldn't say yes to

hey.....shutup!!

would "busted truck version" be applicable here as well?

after a few seconds of staring at the screen, she types a text. In all honesty, she seems perfectly fine. what were we talking about again?

isn't tinder the app that you can find a partner to have indiscriminate sex with?

literal lol outta me

you liked BTTF 3 over 2?!?!?!?

"Hot Girls Screw Ugly Dudes"

ha! he really did make them look like they were stuck in mud out there.

right? It's ridiculous.

I realize it's not related to soccer, but this was the other goal that came to mind when I saw this. In the sense of that you say "oh my God" about five times and then you finish

sadly, but understandably, we simply are just not ready yet. Probably will not be truly ready to compete on the world stage for another decade. It's not even the MLS's fault squarely. We obviously don't take soccer seriously enough in this country to cultivate and produce great talent. We have anomalies if anything.…

that was hardly "hardcore" though. Just sayin

I love what he's doing. The media asks nonsensical questions anyway. Especially "how did it feel to make that big play to win the game"? As if it felt anything other than great

happy birthday to what I imagine is probably a wonderful, and kind gentleman. All the best big guy!

And I would argue Dempsey is our best offensive player as Howard is our best defensive player.

just beautiful

Generally every year. I'm an apple guy so I go with the upgrade cycle.

Festivus?