i'm actually 9! LOL

i'd call him "hammy" if i knew him closely.

meep meep mother fucker

i don't frequent the atlantic, but i will look into it.

yeah...italian or chinese. good call. mexican too sometimes.

then you sir/ma'am are quite sheltered.

that's generally true.

and where might your evidence be? the fact that the media is blowing up another non fucking story as usual? is that your evidence?

i went once as a kid. otherwise, i don't frequent that eatery.

could, but don't. what else?

yeah? and why do you give a shit that this dude was "pranked" about a fake chick? what about it interests you?

you took my comment, and sort of shaped your comment around it...that was fancy

a metric tonne?

go play in traffic? quite the zippy come backer. dissenting comments not allowed. understood.

apple...yes

unasked? it's a comment section isn't it? that's sort of implied for all registered users to comment

wouldn't be a gawker media story without bias and typos

in all honesty...hardly anyone cares about this "story". i get it...deadspin wants to be a mix of ESPN and TMZ...i get it, but enough already. this was a non story from the start, and it continues to be that. a non fucking story.

it's not. much on the way this whole story isn't. but that's 'merica for you. we give a fuck about stupid shit like this. god bless 'merica!!!

nope. nor does keeping guns away from people either. you lose either way