I barely use my PS5, like 3% of the time.

We live in the age of Yelp. 

Pretty sure that sword is originally from Baldur’s Gate 2.

Given the first choice (Garrus) was already taken I’ll have to go with the character that probably started my interest in snarky, cynical, self-assured, intelligent, raven-haired women that has been the basis of what I look for in a potential partner ever since.

You conveniently left off the part where they repaired or replaced every faulty unit with zero hassle and even paid for shipping both ways. Contrast that with Nintendo, who denied the Joy-Con drift issue until the public sentiment got ugly enough to reluctantly exchange them (for other faulty ones).