How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Whoopie a Zeppelin!

“Around one in five Americans admit to having peed in a swimming pools at least once.”

but what’s the best way to end a message so that you actually get a reply? “Thanks,” “best wishes,” or something else?

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Somewhere there is a portrait of Elijah Wood getting older. And that portrait is called Daniel Radcliffe.

‘It will probably hide nearby’

I wonder if the birds are subject to carrion regulations?

I heard that Majel Barrett recorded her voice phonetically before she passed. If they incorporate her into Alexa, then I would buy one without a second thought.

Little?

Fortunately for kids everywhere, the Elf on the Shelf was consumed in the inferno and its reign of surveillance and terror has come to an end.

Can my car tell the BMW that’s cutting me off that its driver is an asshat and needs to at LEAST indicate?

Yeah, honestly the only time I feel it’s appropriate to brag about something is in a job interview - and then it should be as matter of fact and straightforward as possible. I.e. “I have 5 years experience with Java; I worked on Project A & Project B and earned Reward C at my previous job.”

I’ve worked in a career path that is incredibly conducive to burnout (911/Emergency dispatch), and it’s a very real thing to many people for a variety of reasons.

Does the TSA hold auctions for all the stuff they confiscate/stuff that’s unclaimed?

Your life or laptop?

Caveat: I love gift cards. Yeah, I get the irony. As in any case, you have to be conscious of who you’re giving a gift to. Gift cards are definitely extra work for me, but a lot of what I do involves finding the best version of stuff anyway, so I’m usually more equipped to pick the thing I want to begin with. Not…

man even if that’s light it must be a pain in the ass and unwieldy as fuck

The Mustang’s driver.