Because they all secretly wish to rape children.

The massive carpetbagger influx is why Republicans are in charge of the state for the first time since Reconstruction. Most of the leadership in both chambers of the state legislature are from the Northeast and the governor is from Ohio. Over a third of NC’s population is from somewhere else and that percentage is…

Oh wow an LF reference on Jezebel. Those were good times.

They should’ve gotten Hank III to overdub the singing parts since he’s a dead ringer for Sr.

He’s no different in that regard from most college administrators these days.

Pretty sure that credit goes to Ike Turner and/or Goree Carter depending on who you ask.

Probably be a lot like the Comedy Central roast of Trump from a few years back.

It’s much funnier to picture Kanye threading a bobbin, intently poring over Simplicity patterns for inspiration.

Nah every denomination’s declining. According to the Pew religion survey evangelicals are around where mainline protestants were a decade ago in terms of numbers.

People go to superhero movies for the acting?