All this talk of an “ultra-customizable ergonomic design” and you still can’t swap the placements of the analog stick and D-Pad and have it not be a $200 carpal tunnel machine.

You can sit on a couch and watch Tammy and the T-Rex and Blood Harvest, but it’s not with a girlfriend. Just an alien freeloader.

Being able to watch the entirety of Demon Wind in an alien movie theater with the RedLetterMedia guys doing commentary for absolutely no reason in the middle of a shooter is almost worth full price, but absolutely worth a Gamepass sub.

Yes he will. This is his way to seem “cool” while doing what Tesla shareholders are demanding.

I would like to see him stay until Twitter is finally nothing more than a smoldering crater. A new CEO might actually pull Twitter out of its nosedive.

“ and one of its worst entries, the awful, stupidly named 2013 reboot, Tomb Raider.”

Recently stumbled across an exception - the guy behind Chessie, the long forgotten early blog band that mixed ambient post-rock with locomotive and railroad sounds, was recently promoted to CEO of Amtrak. No idea if he's a good guy or good at his job, but you know that motherfucker loves trains.

“Westworld, meanwhile, was unjustly canceled a few months after airing its fourth season”

No. Say what you will about the baffling decision to pull the finished shows off of the streaming service, but cancelling Westworld was an entirely justified decision, give that it was very bad and its audience had cratered.

Frank Stallone?

I thought everything after the second season was garbage so you might actually be gaining four hours you might have otherwise wasted.  

She really needs that sweet sweet Yankovic bump

Welp, looks like its time to finally do what I was too cheap to do a decade ago and splurge on the complete The Wire box set so I can show my grandchildren what America was like

I suspect that on the PS5 Returnal takes heavy advantage of the insanely fast storage and the GPU’s direct access to the SSD. While an NVMe SSD in a PC gets close, the SSD in the PS5 is still faster. To mimic the insanely fast SSD of the PS5 the game is loading more assets into RAM instead. The DirectStorage API in…

Spencer went on to contrast Xbox’s strategy of bringing its games day and date to PC and Game Pass with Sony’s focus on keeping its latest first-party blockbusters like Horizon Forbidden West and God of War Ragnarök exclusive to console for the first few years.

Hard to judge w/o seeing it but Best Director is not a reach.

Garvin,

As a reviewer, I’d like to comment on his three points:

I really enjoyed Days Gone for what it was - a marginally above average open world zombie game. It even had some moments where it was a great game. Especially early on, when every encounter with a horde is a pants-shitter moment, every shootout is life or death, and every bullet a careful value-assessment about if…

I played the game to completion, plus a bunch of side content, and I agree with your conclusions. The game’s issues ultimately came down to the gameplay, and had nothing to do with “woke reviewers”. He might have half a point with “reviewers who couldn’t be bothered to actually play the game”, except that I view it as…

I passed on the game because I didn’t like the sounds of always running out of gas, and repetitive combat scenarios, and a substantial length. Didn’t even know the main character was a badass biker. Seems like a pretty silly claim.
That being aside, it’s a tier-2 game for me - one I would like to give a shot when I…