The delivery of “sonofabitch” pretty much makes the movie worth it.

... ... ...humans didn’t survive in Horizon or Nier, though. In both game series, Homo Sapiens was wiped out completely...Horizon had the creation of a genetically engineered replacement race, and Nier had one survivor who was so altered by the experiments run on him that not even the White Chlorination Syndrome recogn…

The real tragedy of Chernobyl is that nuclear power should be one of the most powerful weapons against climate change, but one meltdown in an outdated power plant turned people against nuclear plants forever.  The psychological effects of the disaster will kill far more people than the disaster itself did.

*looks at Untitled Goose Game*

speaking of movies - the PS5 is an absolute shit-tier movie player! I bought the disc version so that I could watch 4k movies and the thing can’t even decode DTS audio, which is on 99% of the blurays I own, so it’s actually a worse player than the ps4 or 3 were - especially since they dropped the optical output, so…

What games? Halo Infinite? C’mon now, be real. 

Except that none of that is actually present in the interview if you watch it (which unfortunately avclub did not bother with).

I thought this was going to be about Letterman being a dick, but I stead 8ts just a celebrity"s bruised ego. 

I’m not sure you can tell from up there on your soap box, but a lot of people are certainly able to fully grasp that any adaptation that drives off the central star that made fans enjoy the show is certainly not a good adaptation, and doesn’t “slap”.

Faithful or otherwise, if you lose Cavill, you’re not going to make…

Later, a review of Depape’s social media activities by CNN revealed a history of posts spreading lies about the outcome of the 2020 election, transphobic posts, videos spreading right-wing conspiracy theories from the far-right MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, attacks on the Congressional Jan. 6 Committee, and racist…

Are you comparing Steely Dan to Crow?

Limp Bizkit rules

Its a special whistle only certain like-minded people hear.

Yea this article is...really not good.

This is a pretty decent satire post, but being Call of Duty-related, it probably needs a racial slur or three too.

Yes? Dialogue is limited to cutscenes and combat barks/grunts. It’s not like Bayonetta has a constant flow of original, non-repeated dialogue while fighting or traversing. Nor does she have non-stop dialogue during cutscenes. This isn’t a Tarantino film.

‘We’ve listened to our fans outpours about the Castlevania franchise. We know you guys are all eager after an astounding outpour of rave critic and user reviews for both Castlevania collections we released in the past few years. And now we’re here today, at E3 2023, to announce something I think everyone is strongly…

I have heard several Devil’s Advocate arguments that are causing me to reexamine (note: not fully reverse) my sympathies for Hellena Taylor.

Not that I think the Austin Powers movies were any particularly high moment in the history of cinema, but I think at least there they were parodying the Bond films, where the female leads change every film with almost no explanation.

The antivaxxer shit is sad but Hale is not a scab. She is union actor. Platinum didn’t go out and find a cheaper non-union actor, they went out and got a more expensive, arguablely more talented union actor. The role does not inherently belong to Hellena Taylor because she did it first, as angry as she is for losing…