It is bananas that this post, in this tone specifically, exists.

The missus smacked me around a bit for the 3rd time in our 17 year marriage -i never even raised a finger -ever!

"Yes, please, let's not forget the poor men, who make up a whopping 15% of the domestic violence victims (nonsarcastic saide: this includes situations in which the violence is mutual, or the woman used violence in response to violence), who are far less likely to be hurt by domestic violence given the differences in…