bruno4096
bruno4096
bruno4096

That’s some ninja-level timing putting on that flame suit.

*Obligatory.

STOP

He is not wrong. This is a piece of shit. But I still like it. I wouldn’t engine swap it. Just keep it and cruise around on nice summer evenings. Maybe get into church just so I can drive it there and back on Sundays.

Ballaban, you have never been more wrong. I will resist the urge to call you names, because I genuinely like you and your writing. This Impala is a simple V8 swap away from perfection. GM B-bodies are such great cruising vehicles, and frankly not that big or hard to park for anybody with a modicum of spatial

“My God, it’s full of squares”

The answer will always always always always be old oil tankers for scrap:

Damn, I was about to get an e38 for about 6 grand, now I want this beast and keep the rest of the money to fortify my driveway so it can handle the weight of this big boy.

I thought it was the Spanish Inquisition that was unpredictable.