Here I am in my fairly secluded wooded neighborhood. All the losers are jealous of my great life.

Bless her heart. 

She does not have to get the last word in, she’s too busy with me. You see, we have a full rich life here in our fairly secluded wooded neighborhood, unlike you, a loser who probably lives in a loser neighborhood with only a chipmunk at best. NEVER a coyote.

You had better back off from my beautiful, desirable, super-in-control-of-her-online-behavior girlfriend. She is very intelligent and makes a lot of money and lives in a beautiful, fairly secluded wooded neighborhood full of walking trails and all kinds of birds and squirrels and even coyotes, sometimes we’ve seen…

So much rage in those responses to pretty tame comments.

Yes. I did edit it about twenty seconds after I posted. It was too easy, and frankly, given the way that you are manically responding to every word seconds after I post, I’m a little concerned fo your mental state.