The issue was never about some turds bashing women for showing their boobies, it was about whether the platform was appropriate for it or not.

Hold me closer, pantsless daaaaancccer

Frankly, I think you're making a lot of assumptions.

I’m a white person who grew up in the Midwest. These dumb asses are my family. Cousins and aunts and uncles mostly, thankfully not my nuclear family.

Did you read the article or just skip it to post that?

So, why aren’t people buying these? Honestly, because people are dummies still smitten with crossovers and SUVs, for some reason. I don’t get it. You wouldn’t really be giving up anything with an Arteon over an SUV you weren’t planning to off-road (and, let’s be honest, most buyers won’t even drive over a curb).

Here’s the top reasons you said you hate discussions summarized as a slideshow.

What is this, a car for ants?

It’s really hard to under stress how bad these longer form articles broken up like this are on mobile (the worst bring those lists of online sales that get posted). Ad after ad, videos playing, floating T-Mobile banners, ads that cover content. It’s almost as bad as a recipe blog at this point.

I don’t really speak to my father anymore. At one time, we were great friends. We didn’t have to agree on everything, but we could find common ground on a great many subjects.

Similar to what you say about your father, mine has also always been known for his intellect. He home schooled my half brother and half sister…

Yep. Age seems a bit like alcohol, in that it can bring out how you truly feel. And it often seems like it boils down to the way you perceive your own life in relation to others.

What did this motherfucker say about our beloved Michael???

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

You’re a sub.

She is a grown woman who put gorilla glue in her hair. The fuck are you talking about?

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

Never play a slot machine that just paid out.

You can't trick me into clicking on a deadspin article!

username checks out.

This is a mistake by Tesla. Their path to long term success is to become the BMW of EVs, not to try to compete with GM and Toyota. Currently, there are a lot of problems with their cars that are overlooked due to brand cachet, but that won’t be the case if they go too far downmarket.