I would literally kill a man to get this woman in 2K

You haven’t spent much time on the internet, have you?

I like to drive with the steering column height adjustment unlocked so I can enable another dimension while turning.

blah blah blah are we getting a true Used Car dealership again? Real wheel choices? Bringing back the car wash? 

No automotive journalist should own automotive stock. It’s unacceptable.

Adam I’m going to give you some TL;DR material; I seem to do this a lot with your posts.

I’ve always assumed “My Summer Car” was the official game if Jalopnik.

Well, I can’t think of a single reason to doubt anything this guy promises.

not so much a logo makeover as much as a logo deployment makeover

this 2.8-liter intercooled turbodiesel pumps out 138 horsepower and 232 lb-ft of torque

Wow, someone is triggered...

I had a Subaru Legacy Car and it never did an unexpected system reboot while I was driving it, so I guess that is technically correct.

I starred at "Motherfucker"

I almost got rear ended by an idiot in a Tesla yesterday going about 80 down a 45MPH road.  He was about a quarter of a mile before the light, I turned right onto the same road, and made it about 100 yards down the road before he whooshes past me (I was up to 45MPH by this time) blaring his horn, zipping around me and…

That’s a shockingly stupid take, but you must know that already since you posted it through what is clearly a burner account with 6 whole posts ever.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

Ok boomer

Ultra Instinct Sign Goku, could not dodge a storm

He’s not dead, he’s just training.