And just as a point of clarification, the lives of white people with gigantic asses aren’t worth more either.

I did get a different car. I would have really liked to own a Civic (the Sport hatch 6MT was my target), but I couldn’t get my wife within 20 feet of it. It’s a shame since the car seems perfect on paper. We were replacing a beloved ‘13 Si so it’s not like we have an issue with Honda.

The whole 1984 angle and having all of this response prepared in advance really put a sour taste in my mouth. Trying to create this weird public discourse and use your arguably easily-influenced fan base to try and get what you want is...I mean, it’s on brand but it’s really gross. The extremely public and…

It’s because cats are dicks and that is why they rock. That is all.

Volvo

God that comment from the prospective Corvette person just drips with privilege and arrogance. Ignoring the fact that 2020 is a shitshow- your super special car is a few months late? Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

OK Boomer

I was informed that crack is whack

“Approximately 45 seconds with google and the search criteria “crack racial bias” should answer all of your questions.”

PLEASE include either the National Suicide Prevention Hotline or some other relevant resource when posting articles that discuss suicide or self harm. It is genuinely not that hard. It seems that Jezebel has fully committed to not including this information on recent articles addressing suicide.

I did not forget about it.

And at 84 months and 12%, because you’re poor, need to stretch your payments, and have totally inadequate credit, your new car, even at $10000, is costing you $250-300 with insurance, gas and maintenance deep into obsolescence.

Launch Title: The Launchest Title.

I mean, look at those screen shots. Even the graphics aren’t excited about the game they’re in.

I think it’s not what the game is trying to be and, tbh, I’ve never much in their press or design to suggest it would be?

You can get a lot of cool and unique cars for 16k.

That’s how I measure this too.  $16k = lots of fun cars. 

For the last freakin’ time: That thing you keep calling your PS4 is your microwave.

If a little “curb contact” busts a ball joint or breaks a control arm, your car is a piece of shit. Go walk down your street and you’ll probably find curb rash on 9 out of 10 sets of wheels. Then note how many of them also have busted ball joints.