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MGSV is basically a X360/PS3 title with spruced up visuals for current gen consoles.

It’s official! The PS3 has won the console war! Suck it 360 n00bs!

Well, its Cell processor was “the key to winning the console war,” or so Otacon said.

I used to go to this place in Atlanta, and if you know it, you know it. It’s called Jack’s Pizza and Wings, right there off Highland. It’s a dive bar that serves pizza and wings, and also super cheap beer. Back in 2009, they were still serving $1 pints of “Old 4th Ward” which I’m pretty sure was just Miller.

Try explaining that to the semi-retiree IT manager who was in college in 1986. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We need to talk about “we need to talk about” headlines. They’re the most Jezebel thing about Jalopnik. Just stop.

Counterpoint... maybe we need to talk less about Elon Musk.

I’ll save you the 5 minutes:

Fun story: when I was looking for GM in the early 00s, I worked in the “closure group”, i.e. hatches, hoods, trunks, and doors. We worked on the first generation Cadillacs with the “Art and Science” theme, and these were the first Cadillacs to be imported to Europe in a while. Apparently, the few users in Germany

Au revoir!

They are literally for people who miss the Adult Swim era of skits.

Legitimate question: who in the world are these Devolver conferences for?

Just wanted to start with the obligatory “these slideshows are terrible and whoever mandated them should feel bad and be cursed with accidentally dropping their lunch all over their pants every single day.”

Ramsey isn’t old enough to remember when most cars were junk by 50,000 miles and any of them that made it to 100,000 got a write up in the local paper. That makes me wonder why he’s giving advice as if they still were that way. I remember because I worked on those cars in a gas station lube room. Today’s cars work

But you can give those people reasonable advice without giving information that is blatantly false.

I just bought a 2020 Miata. Mazda is offering 0%. I got the car $2k under invoice, it’s something I have no plans to ever sell and I get to take my sweet time paying it off. I have the full cash amount for the car set aside in an account that earns a little interest and I’ll just draw from that. As I have no plans to

Let’s not forget that he is selling very expensive vaporware when you buy a Tesla, the promise of a grand software update that will give you level one million autonomy. Yeah, 5 years in and the suckers who paid up haven’t seen a thing. So he needs to keep making these grand statements so that more suckers pay for

Financial experts are really weird because they don’t seem to live in reality anymore. There’s so much advice that they give - which mostly amounts to never spend any money on anything ever - that is fundamentally incompatible with the average needs of a person. They’d probably decry food and water as a waste of money