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Front page editor stays taking Ls

Bigger government bad but bigger corporations good

Yeah, not relevant

one of the greatest offensive players ever

This is literally the first time I’ve seen it.  

Mergers happen all the time and nobody freaks out, it’s just the mergers that get a lot of headlines. Heinz and Kraft just had a merger and nobody flipped their lid.

Mergers are inevitable.

Yeah... nobody’s issue with this merger has anything to do with whether or not Microsoft will handle the IPs well. 

That’s nice. The merger still shouldn’t be approved though.

Probably depends on if it was an age-appropriate teen boy or if it was an adult 4-chan type.

I think it’s weird that you have not mentioned it at all, but the best game of 2023 (so far) it’s called Pizza Tower and it’s a goddamn blast. Only thing so far to distract me from the remaster of Metroid Prime.

Oh whatever dude!

Needless to say you should probably try to get a refund for High on Life if you hated yourself enough to buy it.

“Roiland was arrested and released with a $50,000 bond in August 2020 and pleaded not guilty to both charges in October of that same year."

It seems weird to go “he joked about someone having sex with their grandson, so it’s natural that he beat his girlfriend.” By that logic, wouldn’t it be more natural for him to have sex with his grandson?

I’m not buying Harry Potter, and I didn’t buy High on Life despite it being recommended by quite a few people.  Your move, bigot.

Yeah.  The number of players who take the full time on the first fucking turn, to not play anything or play a card...if you cant figure your first turn out immediately you are a tool.  Get the snap in.  You will know by 3 or 4, depending on your deck whether its going your way, or worth going to conclusion for.  

Most importantly, who the fuck cares? Is this a tabloid???? Embarrassing.

Or you don’t, so you have the clickbait AND a veneer of moral high ground.

This is the part where you post before and after shots.