Driven by a fat old man so I guess there is still hope for me to land a dream job.

Ken Block is upset that he didn't think of this first.

I'm on board but I'll never be able to afford one so I can only hope this will serve to devalue the Cayman S on the secondary market.

There were 2 back to back cautions in the middle of the race and two right at the end, both of which were for crashes, one of which was right in front of me in turn 11. We were happy that there was so little full course cautions during the race and that the race finished under green, even though the P2 car had no…

Their sponsors must be so proud. Driving an out of control car flat out across an infield containing fireman and officials on foot. Yeah, we got a couple of real winners on our hands. They should both be banned from racing....anything.

Same here. Never even bothered to look at Jalopnik on my phone since I'm so used to having no service at Lime Rock.

I saw Gordon Gaino play solo acoustic not far from where he grew up on Long Island circa 2002 or 2003. After the show we saw him in the parking lot putting his guitar case into the trunk of his parents Grand Prix or Bonneville.

Wait, what? "Better power to weight ratio than a Ferrari 458 Italia." And it only does 0-62 in 9 seconds? Isn't that slower than the heavier and less powerful 1.0L EcoBoost Fiesta we get here in the states?

Interesting timing considering Weird Al has a new album coming out in less than a month.

What about Ex Girlfriends, Black Jettas by Ima Robot? Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be a good recording of it anywhere on the whole damn internet.

The Presidents also do My Mach Five and Little Blue Dune Buggy, which are both about Hotwheels cars.

This must be what all those people are talking about when they say, "I don't know what happened. All of a sudden my car just went out of control."

When I was in Germany several years ago I saw an orange Toyota pickup with a VW logo in the grille and VOLKSWAGEN stamped across the tailgate. Wikipedia says they were built in Germany and sold as the VW Taro.

This just makes me miss my 2008 Frontier Nismo 4x4 V6 manual even more. I loved that truck. This new one may be "better" but it fails for me in the looks dept. Mine looked tough. This one not so much. The only saving grace will be if they let us have the diesel engine with a manual tranny but I'm sure as hell not…

Does this mean he wins the most lowest or most stanced award or something?

One of my wife's friends at school had a Stratus/Cirrus/Breeze that needed a headlight bulb. Being the resident car guy and nice guy that I am, I offered to change it for her. After a half an hour of screwing around I had to say, "I'm sorry but I am not disassembling this whole car to change a headlight bulb. You…

It's been a while since I've seen or heard a proper usage of Great Googly Moogly. Well done.

Haze beat me to it.

Totally would have bought one instead of my Integra back in '98.

You can buy it in kit form.