Yes, that’s exactly the thing we need to be thinking in response to something nobody’s thinking. All day I think of hypothetical responses to arguments that were never made and wouldn’t go anywhere if they did.

Fuck you

/SMOKE FILLS THE GYM

It’s called necking (this is the high intensity version - low intensity is more like pushing). It’s how giraffes fight for dominance and mating rights (think deer and antlers but with more neck) and it’s not even the weirdest part of their mating rituals (for me that’s female urinating into the male mouth before they…

It’s not racism-lite. I don’t know why so many Dems believe this. It’s so dumb.

Home Alone Truthing: That was Home Alone 2: Lost In New York after Marv was pounded with bricks from atop the townhouse.
If anything, you need him with the iron smashed on his face. GET IT TOGETHER, BRUH!

The best part of this anthem issue is how it’s revealed some of the weird ideas Americans have been sold by various interests about patriotism and national symbols.

I’m also ready to draw broad conclusions based on one week of football.

Remember when gawker was paid by NBC-Universal to shill this hacks show every morning? Pepperidge Farms remembers.