Here's the crazy part, that's not how I got to bow-chicka-wowing. This was a case of independent convergence, which means my life up to that moment had been on a track to intersect with the Axe marketing schema, and that's so much worse

Maybe, at some point, we could just agree to wipe the whole internet and start fresh?

Sometimes, I find myself hoping for a catastrophic information-wiping event, just so I can rest assured that all my teen years are scraped from the historical record.

In September of 2007, I introduced myself to the facebook with only the words "Bow-chicka-wowing"

I don't like hunting. I was raised to see it as violent and dumb. I'll be happy when we're on the other side of it, as an industry and an institution in rural society. But banning it would be a silly expenditure of energy and political capital for no meaningful gain.

Technically, it's more than the lifetime incomes of several average persons.

I didn't even have a choice.

Caaat pa-a-artay!

"U wot m8?" - The Doctor

Oh yeah, I'm super, super charitable to Ennis. I trust him with stuff that I probably wouldn't tolerate from any other writer in mainstream comics nowadays (for real, Ennis is one of maybe three people who I think can handle accents and patois in comics).

There's not much I can say about your exploitation point, as I think I fundamentally disagree with you on what exploitation is and can do.

Wouldn't being 20th out of 50 put it pretty squarely near the middle of the Honkiness bell curve?

Is this…Did we just stumble upon Stephen King's origin story?

If I owned my own business, you can gamble your garters I'd have a dog with me all the time.

Just have it keep happening as King goes about his day, in increasingly preposterous vehicles. King gets pissed, Danzig is chill but apologetic. Stephen King walks his dog, BOOM Danzig in a recumbent bicycle. Stephen King outside the grocery store, BOOM Danzig on a rascal. It escalates until Stephen King,…

Lawbstah! Nor'Eastah!

I think it's easy to misinterpret or misread Ennis on superheroes. He's absolutely critical of them (and especially, the idea of heroes as an Industry), but when I read something like Hitman Meets Superman (http://imgur.com/gallery/w7BCA ), the feeling I get is that Ennis is more ambivalent about them, and is…

1. I mean, they all have their moments as champs, but the old-school socialist in me says class is the most pressing. It is everywhere, in everything, and when you're desperately poor, you're desperately poor regardless of your other demographics. I don't want to short change the other factors, I understand that…

Not exactly the point I was going to make, but if you say so.

"Kids on TV" is a slightly different issue than "Kids our media team uses to attract controversy"