I don't need to know what you and derrick do in your free time.

Damn Florida, there is just a lot for everyone to unpack in that question.

"Liking Ike" is the one that snuck up on me.

"Fucking gentrification, man, I remember when the space between tankers was legit"

"MY TEMPO, BENNY"

I keep telling people, you have to read the expanded universe literature.

Don't give HDB too much credit, it's Let Your Kid Comment Day at the AV Club.

Yeah, a big part of the origin story is them upsourcing all kinds of shit to live comfortably in that boxcar.

ON SECOND THOUGHT ZOMBIE WASH HAD A GOOD ENERGY IN MY FANFICTION BRING HIM BACK

Maybe? Maybe I'm just calling No True Scotsman, here, I can definitely cop to that as a possibility.

Honestly, when I see actual factual nerds talk about the 'Busters remake, they don't seem any more intense about disliking it than they do about disliking most things. Powerful antipathy towards new things is par for the course when you deal with nerds.

MAKE THAC0 GREAT AGAIN

Fucking trees are a dangerous breed, I hope Quavid remembers to practice safe botany.

It's a proprietary algorithm, and we're not really allowed to share the intimate details, but I can tell you that for the last five years, it's given the top three spots on the Best Of list to Huey Lewis and the News' Sports.

Your ass is cordially invited to be the recipient of a whuppin'.

Not just that, but it's his debut, so he'll always be able to say "Bi Gan began Bi Gan and Bi Gan gonna be Bi Gan, by gum."

"Did aliens smell the pyramids?"

Make "Make <blank> <blank> again" jokes great again!

That was just a hypothetical, Roast Beef's prison karate is actually pretty well-developed.

Elizabeth Warren is the Venture Bros, in that she is the best of all possible choices.