This is something I'm learning to handle WRT my own girlfriend. I don't think she would ever deny business to someone, or that she would say something actually hateful, but I do think she has some prejudices. They aren't subconscious, she's owned up to them in the past, and I think she knows they make me…

I had the same thought, but then I started imagining scenes from the movie acted out by dildoes in little costumes. Like, Javier Bardem would be this big chrome/perspex monstrosity. TL Jones would be a glossy old functional hardwood, all looking handworn at the base from decades of use.

I don't have kids, but am definitely on the road where they're an eventual likelihood. The way I've always thought about it was that there's probably nothing like it, and intellectually, I get why parents hype it the way they do.

They're well-wishers in that they don't wish you any specific harm.

I dunno, you get Cronenberg in on it, you have a powerful allegorical deconstruction of consumerism's cannibalizing effect on zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Listen, I know Big Radon likes to scare people with horror stories about "basement radon", but the fact of the matter is, basement radon is just as good as the name brand stuff, at a fraction of the price.

As always, I respect the hell out of what you're doing with your life, but am compelled to relieve you of your milk money and give you a wedgie.

It's actually an allegory for the Eastern European Anti-Jewish pogroms of the late nineteenth century.

I was the first guy to say, "Sunday" three times in a row.

You're Rutherford Aluisious Rock-Block?!

Something something insurance commercials.

I always figured Iggy would go before Bowie. Like that would be the canary in the mine.

Counterpoint: Nuh-uh.

I didn't like Happy Feet either.

Maybe it's just a time thing?

There was also…uh…

Yeah, I understand that part, but it's hardly insurmountable.

I ran into a similar guitar problem. I bought the game digitally because I had foolishly misinterpreted a vaguely-worded press release about backwards compatibility (I still have my Guitar Hero 2 X-Plorer, the finest fake guitar of the lot, and I desperately want to keep playing on that). So I couldn't actually play…

That's not helping at all!

I'll go ahead and accept my place in hell for thinking this, but considering the, let's say, physical caliber Fox tends to aim for with female anchors, the thought of them in a bunch of well-tailored Hugo Boss suits is giving me some serious Ilsa visions.