I never got the impression that the AVC community liked the show very much. The comments for every BBT article seem to be at least 80 per cent general disdain for the show in general, 15 per cent seething hatred for Lorre in particular, and 5 per cent actual discussion.

I'd buy the windshield wipers from a Rolls Royce and put them on my decade-old Prius.

Those bastards finally did it

It circles around eventually, I'm sure

Hey, you only sodomized half of 'im.

Watched The Addams Family (and Values) with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago. It was her first time seeing them. Good god does he just sell every damn line or what?

I'd watch it if only 31 of the miners were alternate personalities in the mind of the 32nd, and the 33rd is just some other dude. Also, there should be no lights, so the 33rd guy never realizes that the other 32 are all the same person, and he maybe gets really attached to a few of them, and then when they escape he…

That's music where they walk around on-stage on all fours, belly-up, right?

Still a killer bit. You can see its legacy in Carol Kane's work on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I dunno, I definitely think there are ulterior motives on all sides to "Cougars" as a cultural reference (grown women worrying about lost youth use it as a category that preserves their self image as Desired; men in their twenties use it as leverage to convince attractive older women that aggressive sexuality is a…

At this point, Taylor Swift's "Anything" underdog personae all ring false.

Daaaaaaamn bruh that is razor sharp

Hey, fuck you too buddy.

I show up three hours early so I can answer the same five movie trivia questions over and over. I leave before the previews, because by that point I feel like a psychic genius god, and what else am I going to get from the theater experience?

Not positive, but I think the plural form is "Portias de Rossi" and if it's not then it should be.

There are different metrics. Most iconic? Connery in a landslide. Most human? Maybe Craig. Most fun? I'm a Brosnan apologist, on account of Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies.

I just imagine someone winking after they say that, and it's obviously sexual.

I got into making dumbass fan theories about things as a sort of therapy for when I get stressed out. Mine are quantitatively as dumb and implausible as the Shining theories, but I like to think that since I don't really believe them, maybe it's not so pathological?

That was my major frustration with the Watchmen movie. Watchmen is such a definitively Comic Book piece of art, it was a real shame that Snyder just gave up on trying to do anything else original with it. This montage is the only time when he seems to seriously engage with what Moore and Gibbons were doing, the only…

Hang on let me try to stick this giant paper fan into my personal hammerspace.