I believed him more than I do Trump.

I know it’s an illustration, but the last time the Nazis were in power was 73 frickin’ years ago. How old would that hypothetical reporter have to be to have a coherent memory of such a time?

Yup, nothing says “I’m innocent!” like threatening to fire the guy investigating you.

I kind of get the feeling every single person around Trump is done with him. They are just waiting and praying it’s all over soon. If he reached for that nuclear football, I’m preettty sure that thing’s going to be whipped out from under him like Lucy with Charlie Brown.

It was in 2015 and Trump was mocking a reporter who had countered his 9/11 bullshit claim of seeing Muslims dancing on rooftops, and who suffers from a joint condition that limits his range of motion and is especially noticeable in his arms and hands.

From what I understand in the late eighties Honeywell helped a few in-house toolmakers secure loans to set up their own shops to outsource the work to (and break up their in-shop unions), those people involved promptly sold (cashed out) the shops ( and contract work), the people who bought them didn’t necessarily know…

Odell Beckham Jr responded by noting that Ray Lewis has “removed Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar from his life. And theirs.”

Fuck Ray Lewis with a deer antler.

The only time Ray Lewis has nothing to say in life is when 2 dudes are stabbed.

Authorities say they have been unable to find God’s whereabouts, or the suit Mr. Beckham was wearing the night God was removed from his life.

Being criticized by a former player has to be a real stab in the gut.

Congrats on having a murderer of multiple people bringing you happiness. Did the Unabomber also bring you great joy?

Technically, it’d be Korea: First War, Part II.

Hah! You learned on an IBM Selectric? Man, what a cush life you’ve led. We learned on a Royal Quiet Deluxe and we liked it or else, dammit.

I think that essay is good but I wish he’d have included a corollary that you should keep whichever shows you want to keep. I’ve become unsentimental... I will never go back to Doctor Who, most likely, for example. But I will watch Game of Thrones and I will watch Atlanta, etc.  

Those sitcoms where the boorish, ugly guy is dating/married to a beautiful sweet woman who puts up with his crap are not real life. I’ve met too many guys who have unrealistic views of their attractiveness level and thus they are now single and alone. Some of them are divorced but many didn’t make it that far. A…

The vast, vast majority of people who typed in the twentieth century and double-spaced after a period would have no idea what you’re talking about with, “proportional” or monospaced type. You just typed. Two spaces after a sentence were considered appropriate for legibility, a courtesy to the reader.

Perusing made me cringe, but maybe it was a voice to text error? I also thought he probably was aiming too high. In fact, maybe the dudebros thought so, too, and it was their asshole way of telling him to actually look at someone who would screw him.

Remember that Homer Simpson is canonically 6', 239. (I’ll always remember that weight because he had to gain 61 lbs to go on disability).