The Coyotes get Dauphin back from the Hawks. He was part of the Nik Hjalmarsson trade, which was a salary dump. Dauphin was highly sought out by Bowman but didn’t have a great training camp and Q hates playing young talent. Duclair could find himself in Rockford if he doesn’t play well with Q

Yeah, I had a few Caps fans who worked with me in my old office, and they were nothing but sunny about Erat, Forsberg was going to end up a bust, etc.- I couldn’t fathom what the hell they were talking about, but hey, maybe I’ll be wrong? (Morgan Freeman voice: He was not wrong.)

Saying “There’s some things that I think should stay behind closed doors.”... is a master class in how to NOT go about keeping things behind closed doors.

The game today really is predicted on being able to skate.

Jeebus H. Love Matthews, he’s incredible. Not sure this is one of his finest moments as much as it’s he has better hands than most and comes out of this hot mess a lot better than the four guys around him. But holy cats, if you’re watching this play and your first reaction is “hey what stick handling by that skill…

+1 Patrick Bateman point

They tried this with rugby once...

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

New England Patriots, Texas Texans, Golden State Chargers, Washington Seahawks, California Rams of Ventura County.

Field of Peens

Bang the Bum Slowly

Trouble With the Perv

I’m Canadian, but thanks to years of watching NHL games I know all the words to ‘The Star Spangled Banner’. I’m also a municipal council member, so I can say with some confidence that I’m better qualified than the short-fingered vulgarian to be POTUS (apart from the whole ‘not born in America’ thing).

He’s contractually obligated not to sing along to ours.

*long, drawn-out sigh*

You need to have a mechanic check your Google.

That was just redundant.

Lots of Americans voted for an accepted variant of President, too.

As this story is about a Canadian city, it’s spelled “honour.”