Goddamn it, now there’s no other way I can ever perceive that picture. Enjoy your +1, I’m going to bleach my brain.
Goddamn it, now there’s no other way I can ever perceive that picture. Enjoy your +1, I’m going to bleach my brain.
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Engorge!
This is why I don’t like advice columns.
It’s so much easier to start to live with someone knowing you have an occasional out. Even if you only use it a few times a month, just knowing you have the option available eases the pressure during the growing pains of a relationship. And no matter how compatible you two may be, there will be growing pains.
9 days in and we have the comment of the year.
I mentioned that he needs to pay rent since he’s living with me full-time. He balked saying he’s not using that much electricity, gas, etc.
This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.
Voluntarily going to Thunder Bay is extremely fucked up.
I’ve seen the bridge in person, and let me tell you: it is a thoroughly adequate bridge.
Kerfluffle is a perfectly cromulent word.
Man, there was a time when Heineken and Corona where the go-to prestige beers for a certain breed of yuppie. Picture a mid-90's lower Manhattan bar and all the Wall Street types are drinking Heineken and Corona or maybe standard Michelob (remember that?!)
I’ll have you know there are at least three more reasonably tall buildings.
“You see that old broad just let me pat her knee? I’d have patted more than that fifteen, twenty years ago. Believe me. Believe me. Patting was fine once. I don’t know what happened. She was probably decent back then. What? Sorry, couldn’t hea—that’s your Aunt? Oh yeah, well, was she decent back then? Oh come on it’s…
“Nah, fuck Brady. You promise me a championship ring, I’ll put half a dozen Tomahawks into Gilette Stadium and think nothing of it. Actually if you buy me some McDonalds I’ll kill just about anyone.”
*snap* *snap* *snap* loses fingers to frostbite
So much for blaming the bottles...
Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.
I’d argue that three of the best Unplugged were the Seattle bands: Nirvana, Alice in Chains, and Pearl Jam.