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As expected, there are many good lines in this piece by Mr. Ratto.

I win.

They’re using the Florida Panthers approach: sell tickets to your opponent’s fanbase who’ll travel to L.A. to catch a game of their favourite team, plus a side trip to Disneyland.  Soak those traveling fans real good, rubes that they are.

Yeah, I was hoping it wasn’t as transparent as that. I wondered if being a doctor conferred special privileges on a flight or elsewhere. I used to declare myself an emergency worker when checking in on flights, to get exit row placement and the extra leg room, being pretty tall. Now that they auction off those seats…

Her plastic surgeon...

I hate them all: knit cap, black watch cap (?), stocking cap, ski hat, ...

+1 Wildcat game

I don’t really understand his question, why it would be important to him.  If it comes up, identify yourself as not a doctor, but present your credentials (currently in medical school, ER nurse, First Aid attendant) and ask if you can be of help.  If everyone does this, the person(s) best prepared to assist someone in…

I think I vaguely remember this.

I feel the need to point out it’s Deftones, not “the Deftones”.

Phil Collins, Elton John and Billy Joel?  I literally have used these three as an example of a helicopter/airplane crash we’ll never be lucky enough to see.

“He just got away from me for a minute, I didn’t see it...” he said, with his leash dangling from his pocket, as he noodled on his phone with his back turned to his dog tearing around the hedges.

Same here. I swore off MLB when they robbed me of my Expos, and now I’m off football and the NFL since they stole the Chargers. I miss both my teams, but I don’t miss the sport, if that makes any sense. Two years now, and already I’m having trouble following along with WYTS, some of the players I don’t know, and some…

It’s a little bit like those sensational articles we used to see about a man who weighs 800 pounds and had to be removed from his home with a forklift. Somewhere between the time he passed 300 on his way to 800, there were lots of avenues his family and loved ones failed to explore to help him. Someone was bringing…

It’s not like anyone around here has the wisdom too_think of any good puns.

Great. I thought we’d make it through the comments without a lame pun, but here it is, appendixed on the very end.

I always star The Far Side.