Use the Principal Skinner method:

It’s easy to be cynical, and I’m so right there with you Salty, I might as well be Ground Pepper, but there is a bit of a significance for the kitchen and the chefs anyway, when it comes to the specials. Yeah, Anthony Bourdain kind of blew the lid on the whole deal, (“Don’t order the fish on Sunday!”), which might be…

Yeah, there’s a clear difference between the nightly/weekly special(s), which are dependent on what’s in season or what the wholesalers are trying to clear out, and the house special, their famous dish that they’re famously renowned for, as attested by the 15-year-old press clipping posted near the till. Sometimes…

Every post has its corn, eh HAT?

Yeah, unfortunately there’s a lot of enabling in a situation like this. We’re somewhat victims of our prosperity, with a lot of kids basking in relative opulence, whereas Generation Xers grew up with parents and grandparents who were still haunted by the Great Depression and its consequences. So you ate everything on…

Dan Fouts, John Jefferson, Rodney Harrison, ...

So you are taking it as a personal attack. Noted.

Abolish the draft and rookie wage scale.

Are you fighting a comment war on many fronts and misreading my post as an attack rather than a discussion on the subject?

To say Dean Spanos’ net worth is $2.4 billion is misleading to the uninitiated, like saying Eugene Melnyk’s net worth is $1 billion. It leads one to believe that they have plenty of capital reserves to operate a pro sports team on a day-to-day or year-to-year basis, but in fact, they lack the resources to do so, as…

Very sad how far the Freeze has fallen in one year.

This is an obvious reason for FOH staff being forbidden for eating anything while working, and also a reason to feed your employees properly. A young adult needs to be fed properly to function, or else yeah, he’ll gobble up those leftover fries.

Former Eagles and Bills running back LeSean “Shady” McCoy will reportedly have a reunion with his former Philadelphia coach, Andy Reid, in Kansas City 

Tomorrow: “Trump to cut funding to Meteoroligists”

It can’t be a coincidence that the expression “I can’t even.” gained traction during Dolt 45's presidency.

The word ‘rougarou’ is descended from the French ‘loup-garou’, with loup = wolf in French.

He exhausted his bag of literary tricks with democRat.

This insensitive pun thread is more of an indyketment of the Deadspin commentariat than anything else.

Mark:

This is the Gruden Raiders philosophy: trade away your two established All-Stars for two first-round picks, cross your fingers, and if you hit the jackpot, you’ll end up with 90% of the talent you surrendered in the swap.