Thanks for pointing it out. I skimmed the article, and would have missed this bon mot.

Not an expert, but I believe it is more of an armored personnel carrier than a tank, an armored vehicle that can transport constables and citizens in safety from rifle fire.

Thanks for taking care of this.  I feared I would have to make that joke.

Targeted ads for adult education for me. “It’s not too late!”

Well, it’s pretty obvious it won’t be the underpaid underling who’ll get sued, but the organization. Note that they’re not blaming Jimmy Joe Bob, they’re blaming the “employee of the Los Angeles Angels.”

Any pro athlete making a million/yr should have half that in savings

College football in Canada, so maybe Division IX or so, and we’re doing one-on-one drills, defence vs. offence, and I’m a tight-end but this is the day we work with the offensive line, we alternate days working with the wide receivers. Anyway, I get to the head of the line and it’s my turn and I’m up against the…

This story made no sense at all to me until I re-read the first paragraph and saw that you were out of the playoff hunt.

I love these communication breakdowns when a coach/adult uses jargon that is commonplace to him and assumes the kid/player/student is speaking the same lingo.

a boy named sue, Romostradomus Rises Once More , Petehammer, BobHopesSexMachine, so you’re all evidently the same person with four or five burner accounts liking and replying to his own posts, yes?

The thing is, it’s not a scoop you need to rush out and publish “First!” that Trump is a liar and a cheat and crook. We know he’s a bad guy. So with stuff like this, when a thousand other previous similar stories didn’t stick, didn’t take, didn’t sink the bloated corpse, why not take your time and dot the i’s. You…

If William Barr’s press conference and the pre-emptive “FULLY EXONERATED!!” tweets were enough to sear into a lot of voters’ brains that the Trumps had done nothing wrong, and if Benghazi, and Pizzagate, then yes, certainly.  CNBC lied, indubitably.  

The guy who could have sat down with the special prosecutor and been candid and forthright and cleared up that whole mess in under an hour, but stalled and squirmed and after a year declined to do so and eventually prevaricated in his written replies to questions submitted in advance? He wants an apology for a…

Did you use an entire cup of cayenne?

That has to be the most underrated comedy in my circles. I don’t even try to make references to it, quote it, as is my crutch with the Simpsons and Seinfeld, because nobody is going to get it anyway, but sometimes a movie will have a blatant trope and I’ll chuckle and relate a similar scene in “Walk Hard”, and it’s…

you end up charring everything into a coffee brown rock hard mess.

I’ve eaten mac and cheese when the nuclear yellow ‘cheese’ powder had faded to a dull brown, and it was still as okay as normal. Yours must have been brown brown.

To be fair, Morrissey did advocate the hanging of DJs.

+1 just for the Kinja handle