“Worst timeline... WITH AUTHORITY!”— Marv Albert

Never underestimate the ursine passion for sardines, peanut butter and molasses.  

Yeah, I noted the rescue techs had the full-face bug protection.

Google ‘lakes of Québec’, or just look at a map.  There are countless large bodies of freshwater in Québec aside from the Saint-Laurent. 

I really think it’s a generational thing. Youngsters grow up with cameras and snapchats and for them, it’s a normal part of life, not merely a neat thing you can do if you think of it.

Well, no.  Endless forests are actually an overstatement.  

Securite De Quebec

I mean, where does it end? Enfranchised citizens of a liberal democracy have to draw the line somewhere.

She’s lucky that awful taek didn’t land her in court, prosciuttoed for that crime.

I could grudgingly allow her pancake embargo, and survive her proscription on doughnuts, but her distaste for jelly beans was a sweet too far for me.

Megan Greenwell is the second-best Megan I know but having one less Megan around in Slack will make my life easier.

You young punk, you’ll address me as ‘Sire’, and afford me the respect my wisdom and experience deserves.

Man, if they tried luring me with pizza, I’d be securely caged inside the bear trap within a couple of minutes, licking my lips.

I thought you were going to say “Radio Ga-Ga”, that was another nickname for him early on.

El Gran Gato indeed.

Thanks Dan, this is just the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to Deadspin for.

It astounds me that, even though I don’t know any of these people, one trip to Wiki assures me that I definitely do.  Next thing, probably, I’ll realize that all these song titles people bandy about, I actually know the melody.

Video-cartridged game-playing young soft Americans can’t gut out a match of footballerie on a 110 yard field? I guess Aaron Rogers’ famed rocket arm has its limits, gets a little noodly if he really has to air it out?

If you hadn’t posted on this, I would have.