Dieter on its own is awful, it’s already a punchline, a name scriptwriters use for effete Euro characters to spoof.

A majority of the populace don’t know that ‘set me up’ is drug lingo.

Now seems as good a time as any to post a pic of Winnipeg Blue Bomber legend Dieter Brock.

Thanks for doing a much better job of explaining the sequence of events than the article did.

Yeah, it was definitely a euphemism, ‘cranky’ Dad soft-pedaled it.

It sounds horrible when told, but it’s really also just life. My buddy calls it the Tarzan principle.  You don’t let go of one vine until you have another one firmly in your grasp.

Yep.  Needs a script doctor.

+1 for using ‘prideful’ properly, as opposed to thinking it’s a more cromulent version of ‘proud’.

I hesitate to point this out, since you’re libel liable to blow your stack again, but you misspelled ‘Hakeem Nicks’.

Kids today have some nerve. Next time I make a “The Grapes of Wrath” reference, I ain’t explaining it to your video cartridge-game-playing dumb ass.

Yeah, Drew’s gone all glitzy, too good for good ol’ KD.

It won’t help. All that happens is a silver-spooned failson takes over.

Seattle Screaming Trees

Christ, a soccer team wouldn’t wear those.  Pinstripes on light purple, with a teal shoulder yoke?  Take the crayons away from the toddlers, please.

-1 for misspelling your own team names.  They went the Trump route with liberal use of capitals: BattleHawks.

“...something something something.”

Some wiseacres at work have taken to riposting, whenever someone says “Come on!” with a quick, exasperated, reproachful “Come on yourself, (name of person)!”. They pretend not to be aware of the awkward double-meaning it elicits in outsiders who hear this.

(Offered for completeness)

NERD! You drink tea? NERD! In a dainty little cup with a saucer? I bet you wear a bowtie and shit?... 

How anyone finds the time to draw those yellow thumbs and winkies and add them into their g-mails is beyond me.