I hope she includes the time Donnie’s brain was put in Bill the Cat’s body. That was an interesting event in their marriage.

I love how dudes who do fucked up shit manage to always play the victim card “Everyone was soooo maaaaad at me it made me feeeeel so baaaaaaad life is sooo haaaaaard.” I mean dude, fuck you. You were the architect of your own misery.

I think we “owe” it to her not to criticize her based on her physical looks. She is a morally repellent sycophant who is trying to put a veneer of normalcy on a madman; that is enough to comment on without resorting to using patriarchal beauty standards against her.

Margaret Thatcher said, “Being powerful is like being a lady, if you have to tell people you are, then you really aren’t.”

Who are these women who have never had a UTI?

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

At least she didn’t get her shoes stolen by an ingrate from Kansas.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

For those who haven’t watched the show... this is not a fan video. LMFAO’s “I Work Out” was, in fact, played over this scene. And it was AMAZING. 

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT

That’s the very first episode. At the same interview he asks questions which, even at the time, were illegal (are you married, how old are you, what religion are you). She tells him he’s not allowed to ask those questions, but (I think after the “spunk”) exchange, she answers them one or two sentences too late. Very…

Personally I think all household items should be advertised with handsome men. It’s kinda the least they can do until we finish tearing down the patriarchy and end the “second shift,” right? Right.

I recall one episode where they completely went against her usual character image - always put-together, collected, etc. She’s up for an award at The Teddy Awards and in the course of the show she caught a vicious cold, had her dress ruined by the cleaners, had to borrow a strange overtly-sexy dress from Rhoda (a big…

I can’t fucking stand seeing grown women referred to as “babygirl”.

Don’t use someone’s image if they request that you don’t. Period.

Watching reruns of The Mary Tyler Moore Show as a child was the first time I saw a woman living the single life and pursuing a career. Her show put a friendly, sympathetic face on the struggle of the modern woman, paving the way for my understanding of feminism.

A little song

Or goose husband.