How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

Billy’s smarm here is at another level. Crowd control is difficult. Crowd control at soccer is almost impossible. Let’s face it, there always has been and always will be scumbags and assholes in every crowd.

you go to a junior collenge

After you take measurements and tell the truck where that sticker is, the F-150 uses maths so that all you have to do behind the wheel is turn a knob in the direction you want the trailer to go.