Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Correct! Like you know how sometimes in a crowd your hand brushes a boob or butt by accident? The correct response is not to settle in, honk, and crack a joke. It’s to leap back with a horrified look and hold your filthy traitor hands to your chest.

Vice makes employees sign a “Non-Traditional Workplace Agreement” with very similar language:

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

First, how is this a corporate line if this is from their employees, the players. Second, isn’t the sentence above touching on the exact reason that Kaepernick started his protest.

How about that, I just figured the Raptors only had meltdowns in the playoffs.

After what we endured with this team for like 15 years, coupled with the fact that LeBron exists, I’m somewhat happy with 50+ win seasons with no chance of real playoff success.

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

Unfortunately for the Bruins, the ref crew had stayed up all night binging on Wahlberg movies, and still had a bitter taste in the mouths come game time.

Um. It absolutely happened in his 80 pointer. He was jacking every single shot he possibly could

If it’s not good, it’s not good!

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

Good for them. It’s usually the Trojans getting fooled by something hidden on the inside.

OK, but have you ever seen a white field goal kicker?

You know this is only going to confuse poor Ted Cruz even more.

that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

If we always did the "reasonable" thing instead of silently getting mad and later writing a column about it, the internet would be a very boring place.