What the fuck is the point of this. 

Draymond Green lost to Kevin Hart in front of millions. #FreeZo #BBB

This is dumb and 2.7 TO a game is not bad for a PG.

Hey Dan with all due respect go fuck yourself. We’re grieving up here.

Happy that they let them play in the third. Checking should be allowed in women’s hockey anyway. Congrats USA on the W.

Even though we lost, this was and will be the greatest hockey game of these olympics. Congrats USA. (And also Kendall Coyne is so fucking fast. Wow)

The UFC is so bad at promoting fighters. Conor was the high point of their success because he’s a GREAT self-promoter. They handed him the reigns and let him run (maybe a little too much, as it seems he’s over fighting real fights). They need to do a better job promoting stars throughout the sport.

Sucks for him but if I was in that position I’d congratulate my fellow American athlete and focus on what I’m actually there for, winning medals. Not being a flag bearer.

I know they shouldn’t have to do this, and I know this is wrong. But could they have moved their press conference to a different weekend?

This was my thought as well. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything but.

I, for one, have no idea what they are.

Ringer: What’s more exciting? Blocks or Dunks?!

DS: Passes.

IS like:

Ringer: What’s better? Pizza or Cheeseburgers?

DS: Salad.

This is the worst thing Barstool does...

Another thing. Flacco went 20/32 for 141, 0/0. Savage went 22/37 for 252 with 2 picks and a fumble.

Tom Savage also has one of the league’s best wideout’s on his team.

Tom Savage should be bad QB of the week. Are you favoring Tom because of his name, Tom?

He’s had like, 7 or 8 OC’s. And outside of the Boldin years, he really hasn’t had much to throw to. He made Torrey Smith look like a legitimate WR1 for a couple years. He revived an all but dead Mike Wallace, gave Steve Smith a couple more years in his prime, made Jacoby Jones look incredible.

He isn’t bad. The group…

You highlighted the problem in Baltimore right here:

“and his leading receiver, Mike Wallace”
 

I want to work in porn but I am offended by nudity and I won’t get naked. Come on. This is a non-story from a person using recent events for attention. It’s Barstool. Not exactly the gold standard for respected journalism. Half of their articles are offensive to someone.

Protest the way Emma wants you to or feel the wrath of another sarcastically worded article!

One of the thugs trying to kill him that he killed in self defense*

They could probably support two more teams in Toronto. Because yes, there are that many people desperate to see an NHL game. Check out the Leafs ticket prices and season tix wait list.