There is way too much sports talk diluting this website’s content. Please stick to dogs.

This looks anthem as hell

Yeah. I’m skeptical about this game’s quality- but I can’t figure out how much of that skepticism is just because of the character models. Its probably unfair to judge the game based on who I’ve seen play those characters for nearly 10 years in another medium, but its hard NOT to do. I guess this is the downside to…

I’m a complete Toyota homer, and there’s almost nothing that excites me about this car.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

This is really a non-story. On the list of reasons they lost today, that missed kick came in about 6th. Making the kick would have just covered up all those other problems that led to a last second FG attempt being necessary, which is exactly what happened when they beat Denver.

Who wrote that? Joe Biden? 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

In a game full of interesting, crazy and fun weapon designs, that’s the weapon they choose to do a replica of? AND it’s not entirely accurate to the in-game gun?

Without a cool “cel-shaded” paint job, it looks like a tame Nerf gun.

Goddamnit...I don’t have very high expectations for Mizzou, or Missouri, or humanity in general, but nice to know I can still be surprised.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I see what you did there. Here’s a picture so people don’t have to google like I did:

It’s really not that bad, it just shouldn’t be called a Mustang of any kind. That’s my only real gripe.

This seems to fit

The Ford X6, I see.