@SmurfySmurfington: No you're right. You can speak your mind. But you're keeping people from seeing your point with circular logic.

@snitch: You probably also think that since there's a 50% chance of a phone with only a glass front landing glass side down that if you drop two of them that means 100%.

@freedomweasel: Why not really report then? [gizmodo.com]

I'll get it started.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! How does this compare to TeraCopy!?!?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: But...but...I'm gonna comment forever! I'm gonna learn how to fly—high!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: But not before I shoot the brains out of one of my platoon mates and I get lashed worse than Jesus in the Last Tempation of Christ.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: But then my hot blonde girlfriend will break up with me and I'll have to go fight a large anus-bug.

*ARMY RIPS talkingstove JUST LIKE LAST TIME*

@Deoki: (BRuddy whispers to himself) "successssss"

@blyan-reloaded: Yea that's true about any article about a major tech company. Do we need you to point it out? No. Do i think you're flamebaiting? Definitely.

@KirkyX: You've got a lot to learn then. For one, this is a JD article. Two, this is a JD article. Three, milk milk, lemonade, around the back where chocolate's made. Take these lessons with you on your journey as it's dangerous to go alone.

I'd say that SF Bay Area is the most blended of this set.

@RuckingFetard: Visual comprehension fail. Like Brody here says. It's 71.

@LetsTryThisAgain: What's the deal with what's the deal with what's the deal with what's the deal with Inception anyway? I watched it once. I analyzed the story, deduced that the ending is overcomplicated by fans and went home.

@Tank: Unicorn dung is quite magical.

@Tank: Right. And now I'm re-eating it. Breakfast is the most important meal yenno.

Gotta love the National Geographic documentary on Pandora in #7.

@jodark: I'm re-eating breakfast actually.

"...even a dead whale."