Dunno...45 looks highly accurate to me.

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: Hipster.

@blackcat12: This 40-year-old virgin needs to get laid...Baaaadly

@Kaiser-OMG! Equine of the Resistance!: Lusting Over Various Electronics? You sure?

Nice try, Rb3.

*Facetime support 1Q 2011

As a Buddy, I feel obligated to post on behalf of my Buddy-brethren denouncing this damned song and any version of it. Curses, Kyle! Curses!

That's no aqualung. THIS is Aqualung!

@Dacker: Because red incites old feelings of the Cold War and makes people suspicious of commies—the real terrorists.

Too bad this won't stop the movie from coming out.

Damn. I made this a long ass time ago.

@Orionsaint: Just cuz you donMt read or hear every snippet of what's going on doesn't mean he isn't still getting shit for it. You have no idea, and neither do i.

@KamWrex: Runs like a G1? Lies!

Should be o'clockable up to a stable 1Ghz no? And maybe even a bit beyond? As always clock isn't the all-important figure anyway and since it's still reported as vanilla Android 2.2 it should still fly.

Didn't he say all new designs? iPod Touch looks the same to me. Shuffle looks hardly different to me.

@fotd_spectacular: Ah, thanks for that.

I believe I read somewhere that he had abnormal sleeping patterns. If I remember correctly it was something like sleeping for 20 minutes to an hour (maybe a bit more?) at a time and work in between.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: You know as well as I do this isn't going to help. But I'm glad you tried. They should just shut off comments to this blurb now unless they're in the "cleansing" mood.

@talkingstove: Dunno, but I'm gonna go Ask Jeeves to find out now.

@Joshua Bardwell: I'm pretty sure you're missing the obvious sarcasm.