/me hits snoop_dizzle

Its dangerous to go alone! Take this!

Solution: Have thumbs like this.

"Goddamn freeways and your gradual turns"

@ianoo: Yes

@GitEmDoneSteveDave: It's...marvelous! No words to describe it. They should've sent a poet.

Rosa, can you email me the naughty pics of Mark's girlfriend that I'm sure you took for future blackmailing (cuz you never know)?

@Urabutln: You, thankfully, can ask them politely to unlink your account. Send the Ed's an email.

@DeathcomFour: Trust me that's not long.

@DeathcomFour: Then you haven't been here long. What drives Gawker is clicks. Don't forget that.

I know of one Michael that can fake this.

Gene Munster is an idiot. [gizmodo.com]

@Greg Rassam: Nice to see this version of this general generalization.

@Kaiser-Machead: Well like you said before, they'll either correct the issue in the next batch or ship phones with the bumpers. So far they're still selling those things at $30 a pop. "All signs point to yes."

Yes 6 is hilarious and 12 is kinda funny (tho heavily overused). BUT, they're not technically relevant to the topic, so I don't get it. I'm being a sourpuss here, I know, but some of these I just don't get how they're in the gallery.

Wow, it's amazing how many people can't just accept humor about the situation. Are you guys really that emotionally involved with Apple?