@utahnguy: I've got time. Waste it on me.

@pinecone99: As a recent (level-headed) dui violator, you should definitely intervene any way you can. We appreciate it when people get involved. If he gets physical, just make it so that he cannot get his keys (or any others) for any reason. In the morning he'll appreciate it. It the friendship ends, then it's…

@FriarNurgle: ?

Why didn't they publish this yesterday? I'm totally changing mine.