This is where I was headed initially and then I came to the realization that we are in fact dealing with Jeff Flake. It’s said that Pisces oscillate between optimism and pessimism. 

Cowards. Fucking cowards all the way down. 

Any chance to post this, “take that America!”:

I play Fantasy Surfer, essentially it’s just Fantasy Football packaged for the World Surf League (yes, this is actually a thing) and we have a few Q followers on the forum. Delusional rantings and ravings of mad men, but it’s entertaining to be sure. Middle-aged white males from Orange County seem to be the perfect…

Everything is a conspiracy, and if you don’t see that you’re blue pill beta cucks. Except favorable information, of course, which is always taken at face value.

We’re relying on Collins and Murkowski, so the earliest convenience sounds about right. Avenatti apparently has a third lined-up, so prepare for another installment of government run by reality tv. Like most reality television, this will end with shame and disappointment.

What a fucking badass! Now, can the Democrats capitalize on this? Even the party of ineptitude has to be able to see the contrast that is about to take place next week and run with it to the midterms. Republicans are losing the college educated white woman vote. The self described sexual harasser sitting in the…

And how much they paid per signature.

Quite impressive, first it was perjury that was no biggie for a Supreme Court nominee, now attempted rape is a-okay. We’re almost there, bottom must be just a few feet away...

“Tax cuts for the wealthiest among us” was a uuge hit at his rallies across the rust belt. He’s delivering for the people!

So, in a feigned act of rehabilitation to ultimately prove her sanity, she’s leaving Hawaii for Israel? It’s a bold strategy, to be sure.

In common surfer parlance he would be labeled a kook. However, we’re an insular community comprised of assholes who hate each other. So make of that what you will. 

He can skate like Dana Rohrabacher can surf:

Namibia, however, delivers the goods:

My biggest beef with Foster Friess is the removal of his products from my local El Pollo Loco. If I’m stoned and want ice cream without the hassle of leaving my vehicle, this was an opportune location - but now that is gone. Who the hell goes to El Pollo Loco in San Diego without the lure of a delicious Twister?

John Elway’s tongue.

Being that the accusations are so public, considering the accused is a sitting member of the House, I find it interesting that she mentioned having documented evidence of the abuse and decided not to show it to a third party. There needs to be an investigation, because at this point the text messages don’t seem…

What a croc of shit!

And...you sent me down the Teddy Roosevelt fitness rabbit hole. Dude was a maniac. Here he is as the inspiration for Wolverine: