If there’s one thing the photo above screams, it’s: “identical twins!” Let’s bring Michelle back and have the two alternate in the role just like old times.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere. He’s capable of terrible things.

He looks ribbited for her pleasure.

Ah, she who must not be named.

Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife is on The Five, I believe.

A pyramid seems rather harsh. Let’s compromise, I’m thinking an unlimited supply of Two-Buck Chuck and a vast expanse of woods. Hillary and Bill can live out their days as drunken woodsmen, while Chelsea and her hedge fund must sign a blood pact with the American people declaring never to run for office, lest they…

Hey! That is unfair to the ex-wife of the next Governor of California.

Shepard Smith is the only one that comes to mind.

Body positivity only applies to overweight black women, of course. The rest of humanity that doesn’t share her body type, race, and gender can go fuck themselves. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.

Is it weird to say she looks like she’s in her early twenties? This is all so strange.

Perhaps, but one is attempting to move us out of this current quagmire while the other isn’t.

I’d still goebbels up any of his baked goods. I know it’s not reich, but I have a sweet tooth to concentrate on.

That was a tragic occurrence that has not only rocked the east coast surfing community but the surf world at large. However, these two situations are completely different. Zander was surfing a heavy, right ledge that was breaking over extremely shallow reef, while this guy as near as I can tell is kiteboarding in wind…

It’s pretty clear that the kiteboarder (he’s not surfing - those conditions are unsurfable) has his shit together, and is not some beginner or intermediate. Dude is just having a nice Sunday session, he’ll be fine.

Yeah, generally early May as I get clones from a friend in the business. I’m far from an expert and just grow for personal use. I’ve found it to be a pretty good system, I’ll grow and turn the yield into butter that lasts the rest of the year.

As a millennial, I just harvested my two favorite plants last Sunday. Will start the process again near the end of next Spring. Big fan of greenery.

This, I feel kind of ashamed that my mind went directly to this vein. He just seems like a rich dork, which is fine and well, but maybe he needs prodding.

“It’s a chin. There’s definitely a chin there. The goatee outlines the chin, which is prominent. Not a big deal.”

That certainly wouldn’t be a scandal, but the actual number was $500 million, or half a billion dollars.

Elizabeth Warren would be perfect, just perfect. She subscribes to the same policy positions as Bernie but with a more palatable delivery. And Michael and the anti-Bernie contingent can still rally against Bernie every week because he’ll still be a Senator. It’s a win-win for everyone!