Yep, I’m right on the border between Carlsbad and Encinitas.

The residents of Carlsbad rejecting Measure A and the possibility of Issa actually losing his congressional seat have been two bright spots in this dark election season. Hopefully his support of Trump will drown the bastard come November.

A Pulitzer Surprize.

Does this mean Pikachu is a sponger, and learns to surf when evolving?

I’m more concerned with the Tommy Bahama hibiscus-plumeria fiasco. While they are two of the best flowers to put behind your ear, having them on a shirt is another story.

Kim Jong-un was so livid that she dumped their mutual stylist in favor of Anna Wintour’s advice, the DPRK issued this statement: “It turns out that Trump is not the rough-talking, screwy, ignorant candidate they say he is, but is actually a wise politician and a prescient presidential candidate.”

I don’t and would need our Abuelo to translate.

That poor, poor bastard.

None of this helps the Democratic party, but we wouldn’t want to damage Debbie’s ego. I hope she gets smoked by Canova in her house race and fulfills her lifelong dream of being a lobbyist for the Payday loan industry.

Lowest common derriere stories on a Friday afternoon I can get behind, bottoms up!

Who in the hell talks about playing Pokemon Go as a pickup method? This is one of the most absurd things I’ve ever heard, and this is coming from someone who enjoys the game. Like, I don’t even mention I surf in those situations without being asked about it first, because it makes me look like a selfish asshole who…

He walked for weeks in a potato sack to get that gait right, weeks!

Apparently it was a poor joke, in hindsight I should have added a photo of Unity from Rick and Morty.

I’m not sure hive-mind is the best answer.

They both sound probllamatic.

JC Penny, stay in your lane.

It’s not jokes, Dee Breezy, if that’s even your real name, it’s not fucking jokes. This is pizza, fuck!

Fuck Tony Abbott:

Absolutely, I’m assuming the seven-year-old wouldn’t be with his father right now if she had access to a firearm.