What is shameful about this election cycle is that attacks like the one you satirized don’t just stem from the political right anymore but have been adopted by certain Clinton supporters.

Uber and the Clintons all in the same year? Good for you, Saudi Arabia, you deserve it!

Um, no dude. Even at 13 I didn’t want to fuck a 13-year-old.

I don’t believe you have asked me this question before. I created this handle right around the time I finished The Wise Man’s Fear. Really enjoyed both books and I can’t wait for The Doors of Stone. Lately I’ve been able to keep my sanity with the works of Lynch and Hobb.

Booing the Civil Rights Act should be much more disconcerting to your “party” than a bearded dude in a black thong.

I have never tried lutefisk (definitely would if ever given the chance) and it’s just a handle I chose after finishing a book I enjoyed.

Beach basketball? I don’t believe you.

I, too, was perplexed by his decision to wear basketball shorts to the beach.

Um, she hasn’t earned the nomination yet and the only reason this farce was drummed up was because she reneged on the agreement to debate in May.

I hear she was quite accustomed to falling down the rabbit hole with said vibrator. Elizabeth in Wonderland.

Maine’s just taking a LePage out of Christie’s book.

What’s wrong with sunbathing your vagina?

When dealing with an unprecedented intransigent congress, I see no problem with him blowing off steam and teeing it. Personally, I just wish he bodysurfed more.

It’s also a rite of passage for every manateen.

Here’s a palate cleanser

Hopefully this will suffice

He’ll probably be fine, considering how he has a direct line to god. And god said unto Shupe, “hang on Shupe, Shupe hang on.”

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you can make bricks out of it. No one gives a shit, Becky.

#Truth=Peace

Typical fucking Bernie Bro, always bringing up the past.