MANY kinds.

Actually—-labor law is well-established in this area. The workers have a right to free speech in the workplace. And they have a right to organize protests. 

The Buttfumble is the is the most heartbreaking day in the history of Pittsburgh sports. Allow me to explain.

How about the decision to leave Darvish in through the second inning? Darvish was delivering a deja vu performance, and Roberts totally missed that. He knew Kershaw was ready, and should have had Darvish on the shortest leash imaginable. 

You speak too soon about the game 6 starters. Game 7 will go about 21 innings, and who would the Dodgers rather send to the mound—a half-armed Rich Hill or Yasiel Puig?

Don’t forget that the baseball is juiced this year. Seriously. And many of those homers last night were a short distance over the fence.

12-9. Because, you know, the Dodgers were NEVER going to tie the game in the top of the nineth.

What I learned from this investigation:

I know! I guess he didn’t want to pour his own shot.

And that is a perfectly valid fear!

That’s right. This deal is all about the Cavs making one more run in 2017. After LBJ and IT leave, they will be starting over. 

This is a good trade for both teams. However, the gap with GS remains. This deal simply rearranges the deck chairs in the East. Unless you build a super team with LeBron, Isaiah, Kyrie, and Gordon—-which no one has figured out how to accomplish.

The year was 1979. I was in high school in suburban Pittsburgh. I played sousaphone in the marching band. Our band was selected to perform at halftime at a Steelers game—-quite an honor in that town. It was the season finale against the Buffalo Bills.

There are some nuggets of genius here. But lifting a perfectly cheesed burger patty off the grill is a thrill no man should be denied. So here is a final solution that incorporates your genius while maintaining this thrill.

Your opening question should be rephrased as, which athlete would you give a ring to, *besides* Barry Sanders. No other ringless sport hero even comes close. That guy deserves a truckload of rings dumped at his magical feet.

Sadly, no. Just big enough to explode a fat-riddled hot dog the size of your pinky finger.

So BDSM is freaky but Cyborg sex is OK?

...not only has baseball never purposely altered the baseballs, I have never heard a conversation in which people have suggested we should purposely alter the baseball.

That’s INSANE!

I am one data point. I stopped watching the game 2 years ago due to the increasing brutality and the research on long-term effects of concussions. (Not the mention the INCESSANT commercials for Bud Lite. Bud.....Lite. Sheesh.)