The baseball card in the spokes. I don’t really help anything, but I make a lot of noise.

Now there’s someone with a finger on the pulse of the common folk.

I was in line at Wal-Mart a little over a year ago, just as students were arriving at UNH. There were two freshman women in line ahead of me, with their mothers. The cashier told them if they have any problems, seek out her son, who is a campus police officer. Well, knowing how that works out, I spoke up and said,…

I’m sure Trump will be very supportive of veterans who didn’t get captured.

Dunno what he’s talking about. My FEP Blue is amazing health insurance. We paid a grand total of $0 when our son was born. All of my wife’s fertility treatments were covered.

It depends on how much you want to help veterans and how afraid of lawyers you are. Terrible staffing is a ticket to a law suite sooner or later, it seems to me, but some people worry about stuff like that a lot more than others. Also, of course, it sucks not to be able to deliver the care you want to, but where can…

Srsly, can’t we just change it to Brendon Small channel? I’ll alternate between Metalocalypse and Home Movies, just to keep my mind balanced...

“This is already a hell of a time to be a federal employee. We’re a favorite congressional scapegoat. We haven’t had raises in years. Our health insurance is shitty, and the prices keep rising for us too. We are at constant risk of furlough. We’re overworked and understaffed. So now we’re looking at freezes of pay,…

Um, try all 3. In that order

Aqua Teen is killed but these shitty live action shows still get made. Their live shows have always been internet fuckboi garbage.

Last I heard about her, she was patrolling her Texas ranch for holes leading to aliens or something. I don’t really think Kubrick broke her, but I do think he was cruel enough to perceive weakness and extract a performance from her weakness to serve his goal. On one hand, it was a helluva performance; on the other…

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I think this is super exploitative of Dr. Phil, but it’s exactly the kind of thing I expect from him. 

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Theoretical pizza is. (Or is it?)

but he has every right to? he (probably purposely) lives in a neighborhood with no HOA for the very reason of being able to do this. it’s a trailer.

White guys: Hillary Clinton sucked, that’s why we lost.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…