When I was growing up in NY, a neighbor had a red Amphicar. They’d take it out on the water a few times a year. I once asked if it was a better car or boat, and our neighbor said, “Neither.” It was fun seeing it drive around in the bay, though.

You could simplify spot-on by creating the portmanteau “spon” as in a spon loss. Saying it out loud, however, finds that it really doesn’t seem to work.

Calling this car a turkey is an insult to turkeys.

Looks an sounds good! Needs a Doug Score.

Jalopniksgiving.

I’ve been thinking about Torch’s faux pas. He lives in NC, not far from I-85. Gaffney, SC, is just over the NC border, and the ass/peach is right off of I-85—you can’t miss it! That says to me that Jason has either never taken I-85 into SC (or GA!), or it has been so long that his mind grapes have shriveled into…

Who looks like an ass now, Jason?

Does your Leaf have an Otto?

Same!

Yes, the learnings is good.

My dad.

The one I posted is Mayfield’s version, but DeVaughn wrote it. The latter also sued the daylights out of the former for copyright violation.

One of our neighbors has a 2006 Prius, which now has over 300,000 miles on it. He said, “I want to get rid of it and buy a new car, but I can’t! It’s just too reliable.” He does acknowledge the car’s ugliness, but for reliability and gas mileage, cargo space, it’s a tough car to beat (and he does beat on it!)

Since Lincoln has already taken a ride in Bill & Ted’s phone booth, I’m going with Sir Isaac.

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Is the top-level trim called Total Rekall?