Methinks she is none too happy with you, Torch. What did you do to piss her off?

Jason, due to your enthusiasm for turn signals, for the first time ever I had decided to attend BlinkerFest. Instead, my service Sasquatch went in my place. But on the first day, he ran off into the woods with a female Piede Grande from the Dolomites, who was there representing Giuseppe “Zippy” Giuseppe, the infamous…

Maybe next Halloween, your son can go as Ot2D2.

Voice synthesizer blah, blah, blah blah...

I thought the double helix was on the NJ plate because you can’t spell “Garden State” without D-N-A.

Do you mean standard plates, or are you including the myriad custom or special interest plates? If it’s the latter, there are a LOT of plates to consider.

As for #6...

As if a regular Karen isn’t bad enough, now you tell us there’s a Space Karen?! 2020 is indeed strange...

It’ll have to be handled carefully--it’s a Delica situation.

Although not an ideal situation, the U.S. government was between a rocket and a hard place.

The basic reason vehicles exist is to get people and stuff from point A to point B more quickly than walking or animal-drawn cart. Most of us on the Jalops love something about the driving experience, so there’s that.

The older I get, the more I enjoy quiet. It’s good for the thinkings.

It was quite an Expedition.

There hasn’t been another story in recent memory that began so excitingly before instantly becoming an extremely boring story about legal maneuvering.

Your response has put me in a Good Humor.

Of the 3 modern takes by American makers, Chrysler did it best. The proportions are nice. Caddy is worst—it looks like 2.3 of the trunk was chopped off in an early sketch by a young Jason Torchinsky, who became disgusted with what he’d drawn. Young Jason tossed his sketch into the street, just as a Cadillac designer…

Wow, David, that video is fantastic. I have a feeling this is going to be one of those stories I’ll hate to see come to an end.

Clean out the junkyards for recyclable materials. That includes commercial ones, and fields (or forests) of long dormant vehicles. It has always amazed me how much stuff there is that can be recycled before it decays into nothing. Lots of lost opportunity.

It also has Smaht Pahk.