Here’s one I never imagined could happen, and was disappointed when I saw it.

Full disclosure: Otto wrote it. He’s been ghost writing for his dad since he was 7.

I’m not surprised. My 2000 Frontier had 294K on it when I sold it. The original transmission was crap--it limped into the transmission place with 99,999.8 miles on it. The radiator was replaced at 288K. The engine never had issues.

An already passé reference.

As for a new name for the column, how about Hello! or Hell, No!

There is so much I’ve always liked about this car. But at an asking price of $7,650, it’s about $4,5oo too high. Goodbye!

It’s a sedan without a trunk lid.

The Columbia River Gorge area is incredibly beautiful.

We need to paint into your comment a galaxy of happy, little stars.

Moss sells.

Look for my new, regional taxi service using flying cars, LuftHampsha.

Looks like anyone else will have to make up a Lada ground to catch up to the Russkies.

If it’s ugly enough, it’s cute. Add in quirky and/or practical, and you’re golden. Frankly, I think it’s just ugly enough to remain ugly. Not quite Pontiac Aztek ugly, but in that neighborhood.

Cats will love it, because it is the boxiest of boxes.

By italicizing your puns, you’ve gone beyond #dadjokes into #grandpajokes territory.

I agree that the Zephyr script is beautiful. Your “Avandaive” description is priceless.

For anyone interested, have a look at the Chromeography group on Flickr.

But the question is, is it rendered a nice typeface or script? The feature it describes is irrelevant.

Emmental you what, that’s pretty impressive.

It’s full of stars!